yea so in a dimension im in they ran some polls on which fantasy creatures would win so i am going to awnser them now
QUESTION ONE: gnomes versus goblins.
this should not be hard. its the gnomes. gnomes are intelligent and very tenacious. goblins could do no significant damage to a gnome city. also in a specific ???????? then the gnome king has literally The Realtor's set of tools. if you have any idea what that means, then you know why thats a big deal :P. and i like gnomes. they can stack their little bodies into giant beasts
QUESTION TWO: 10 different creatures. gnomes, goblins, cats, tree ents, humanoid insects, unicorns, sasquatches, trickster foxes, leprechauns, the loch ness monster.
this will take a while but i will discuss every matchup as they specified a round robin tournament.
gnomes vs goblins: gnomes, already said. gnomes 1 goblins 0
gnomes vs cats: cats are around the size of gnomes but unless these cats are warriors or smth i dont think they could really do anything to the gnomes. gnomes 2 cats 0
gnomes vs tree ents: tree ents are very large and very durable. a skilled and large amount of gnomes could take down a tree ent but there will bee several tree ents, too many. tree ents 1 gnomes 2
gnomes vs humanioid insects: humanioid insects are large and agile. gnomes are too, but a swarm of gnomes could not take down a swarm of HI's. humanioid insects 1 gnomes 2
gnomes vs unicorns: unicorns could take down gnomes. they are larger and more powerful. a unicorn could spear a gnome on its horn without much thought. unicorns 1 gnomes 2
gnomes vs sasquatches: sasquatches are strong but a swarm of gnomes could take them down. sasquatches 0 gnomes 3
gnomes vs trickster foxes: i do not know how trusting gnomes are, but i assume they would fall for the tricks. trickstter foxes 1 gnomes 3
gnomes vs leprechauns: leprechauns are genetically similar to gnomes, except leprechauns are solo hunters and gnomes are a civilization. gnomes could coordinate on attacks, leprechauns could fight off maybe 2-3 gnomes but not more. gnomes 4 leprechauns 0
gnomes vs the loch ness monster: the gnomes would drown they cannot swim. gnomes 4 lochness 1
goblins vs cats: goblins win. a goblin can kill several cats. goblins 1 cats 0
goblins vs tree ents: goblins could put up a fight but eventually will wittle down the tree ents and win. goblins 2 tree ents 1
goblins vs insects humanoid: they are basically the same thing sometimes. i'd say the insects win because of their speed. insects 2 goblins 2
goblins vs unicorns: is this even a competition? unicorns 2 goblins 2
goblins vs sasquatches: sasquatches win. sasquatches 1 goblins 2
goblins vs trickster foxes: goblins are stupid. foxes 2 goblins 2
goblins vs leprechauns: leprechauns are more winner. leprechauns 1 goblins 2
goblins vs loch ness: is this even a question? loch 2 goblins 2
cats vs tree ents: cats eat plants much to the dismay of twolegs often. cats 1 tree ents 1
cats vs insectoids: cats win they eat bugs sometimes. cats 2 insectoids 2
cats vs unicorns: they are similar, but i will say unicorns win because of their unicorns 3 cats 2
cats vs sasquatches: easy sasquatch w. sasquatches 2 cats 2
cats vs trickfoxes: its foxes. cats 2 foxes 3
cats vs leprechauns: its cat. leprechauns 1 cats 3
cats vs lochness: big lochness victory. lochness 3 cats 3 :P
tree ents vs insec: insec win insec 3 ent 1
tree ents vs unicorns: unicorn W, unicorns 4 ent 1
tree ents vs sasquatches: sasquatches live in forests, allowing ents to literally be their natural habitat and turn it agianst them. squatch 2 ent 2
tree ents vs foxes: tree ents are wise sometimes. foxes 3 ents 3
tree ents vs leprechauns: leprechauns 1 ents 4
tree ents vs loch ness: there are water trees that exist and they could trap loch ness. ents 4 loch 4.
insec vs unicorns: unicorn winnner unicorn 5 insec 3
insec vs sasquatch: they are kinda opposites. i kidna hate the insecs so insec 3 sasquatch 2
insec vs fox: fox beat insec. fox 4 insec 3
insec vs leprechaun: insec 4 leprehcauns 1
insec vs loch ness: the insecs could swim but loch ness would just eat them. insec 4 loch 5
unicorn vs sasquatch: 2 cryptid-likes at least. uniwinner! unicorn 6 sasquatch 2
unicorn vs trickfox: unicorns are extremely intelligent, surpassing humans and gnomes (gnomes are smarter than humans and you cannot convince me otherwise). unicorns 7 trickfox 4
unicorn vs leprechauns: leprechauns kinda just suck. unicorn victoryu unicorns 8 leprechaun 1
sasquatches vs foxes: foxes win. fox 5 squash 2
sasquatches vs leprechauns: sasquash w sasquatch 3, leprechaun 1
sasquatches vs loch ness: loch ness wins. loch 6 squatch 3
trick fox vs leprechauns: trich fox wins. fox 6 lep 1
trick fox vs loch ness: loch ness is smart. loch 7 fox 6 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
leprechauns vs loch ness: loch ness wins easily. loch 8 leprechauns 1
so it has come to this. loch ness vs unicorns. the last battle, both at 8 points having one every battle before. im not sure who would win this one. its several unicorns and just one loch ness. i'll leave it up to you. the winner is
QUESTION THREE: goblins, dwarves, orcs, penguins, chucks, glowers, giant eyes, 1 aeternus, nate and eris (just 2 humans?), and dark mage greogore.
i am NOT doing 50 lines of combatances again.
i guess just general thoughts on each one
dwarves beat a lot of these but not to many
orcs kinda suck they are strong but thats kinda it
penguins are not good on land
chuck
glowers you'd have to ask saha for more info
giant eyeballs could beat a lot of these guys just because you CANNOT outsmart them. they see your thoughts before you even think them.
nate and eris are cooked sorry literally everything here except maybe goblins can beat you two
dark mage greogore
so if you havent noticed yet, the correct awnser is aeternus. under some interpretations of the folklore it could DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE AND REALITY ITSELF. and if you go with possibly its weakest form it is ONLY beat out by those who we dont have good info on, like chucks glowers eyes and dmg. chucks i assume would lose, glowers depends on which ones. like zubu would prob win. eyeballs would lose even harder because they would get double-obliterated. and dark mage greogore? aeternus beats him. unless we get more data on both of them then aeternus wins.
still need to write my research report on aeternus (without getting aeternized ideally)
aeternus also beats every single one from the previous question